With America about to shut down, probably forever, the people of this great nation are on the verge of panic. No one knows what will happen, many pundits have been speculating. Will Canada absorb America? Will Native American’s reclaim their land? There will probably be a little of both. Once the Government shuts down, all laws are temporarily lifted, private land enters “ups for grabs” status and businesses become public property.
- Claim as much land as possible. No one owns anything, but as soon as the government opens again, who ever claimed they land while America was turned off, gets to keep it.
- Fight your neighbors immediately; do not wait until they attack you.
- Dig graves ahead of time. Nothing is worse than a mid-government shutdown death when you don’t have a grave. Get bodies buried quickly.
- Join a gang of bandits or train a pack of animals. This is self-explanatory.
- Kidnap a grocery store manager. Torture them until they reveal their distributers. Use your bandits to raid any and all food shipments before they get to the store.
The difference between life and death can be found in these 5 simple rules. Good luck.