The Daily Mire

Bite-Sized Satire From The Swamp

Celebs Current Events Politics

Tomi Lahren Tranforms Into Tomi The White During Fox Segment


Self-described snowflake melter, Tomi Lahren, who frequently talks about politics and takes pictures of herself, has just made an unbelievable transformation.

While issuing her trademark “Final Thought” of 2017 on Fox News, a piercing bright light emitted from Tomi leaving the Fox crew and millions of viewers around the globe temporarily blind. When the light began to subside, Tomi sat with a calm yet authoritative demeanor and slowly passed her newly acquired staff from her right to left hand.  She concluded her segment by telling everyone, “I am now ‘Tomi The White.’ This is my truth.” /

LEAVE A RESPONSE

Your email address will not be published.